Ode to my Turtle (Toy-tle)

(a playful love poem)

 

Oh, how I love you,

How you slap me every time I open my eyes.

Oh, you little sassy toy!

How you are so innocent,

Yet you burn for power.

 

You talk like a child,

Yet you yell like a lion.

Oh, how you love baboons,

Yet you hate monkeys.

You love the water,

Yet You hate the shower.

Oh, how I love you!

 

I love how you play video games,

Yet you know how to not break your toes.

How you have little flippers,

Yet you can wield dual gaming controllers.

 

I love you, my turtle!